BREAKING NEWS: CHARLES BRONSON HAS BEEN FREED! (LOCK UP YOUR CHILDREN IMMEDIATELY!)

By: Mankine

Uh Oh! Newsflash! Willie B. just escaped from the Atlanta Zoo! Excuse me, wrong story. 

Charles Bronson of Deathwish fame was just released from jail after posting $9,000 bail. Charlie seems hellbent on releasing his new movie "Deathwish 5: Yes I Killed Him In Cold Blood," without consent from Paramount Pictures or the Negroe race! Before Charlie could make his grand exit from a Florida jail, he was served divorce papers by estranged wife Shellie Zimmerman, which surely sent Charles into a frenzy! 

Shellie Zimmerman

Lock your doors and hide your children!

Shellie Zimmerman had already filed for divorce on September 5. Shellie and her lawyers had been having problems locating former neighborhood watchman, Charles Bronson, to serve the legal papers and finally succeeded upon Charles' latest arrest.

The problem came to a head when Charles was forced out of hiding following his arrest after handcuffing on his new girlfriend, Samantha Scheibe. Scheibe was so terrified of Charles that she called 911 after Charles threatened and pointed a gun to her head.

Estranged wife, Shellie Zimmerman's attorney, Kelly B. Sims wasted no time in serving Charles as he sat in Florida's Seminole County Jail.

Charles is charged with criminal mischief, felony aggravated assault with a weapon and battery involving his new girlfriend.

Charles was then ordered by Seminole County Judge, Fred Schott not to contact his girlfriend in any way, "not by phone, person, mail, fax, text, blog, tweet, Facebook, no contact at all."

Charles was also forbidden from having guns or ammunition and is forbidden from leaving the state under any circumstances while free on bail. Charles must wear a monitoring device to make sure he stays away from girlfriend, Scheibe and estranged wife, Shellie Zimmerman.

Since beating the murder rap for killing 17-year old Trayvon Martin in July, the 30-year old Charles Bronson has had numerous run ins with law enforcement, including a tantrum involving his estranged wife and her father to go along with two traffic stops.

One of the jurors from the jury that acquitted Charles said, "God is showing Charles' true side. Charles is continuing to dig himself a deeper grave." "In my opinion, Charles needs to do some type of time. He thinks he is invincible."

Video Below of Charles Leaving Jail:

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